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Once upon a time , there lived a happy couple, Mr. & Mrs. Ng with their

3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Anele. The 3 daughters were brought up

in a prim-and-proper way and when they reached 20 , they were

still virgins.Years past, and it was time to get them married.

So, the parents found them the most suitable 'leng chais'. They got married and were preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.

As 'concerned'(more of busybodys..actually) parents, Mr.& Mrs. Ng were curious about their daughters' first-night experience. So, before the

daughters went on their respective h/moons, Mrs. Ng told them......" Your father & I want to know about your 1st night encounters and whether you are satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not to raise your husbands' curiosity...you all must use a code-name to describe your experiences"

So, the sexcited...(ooops!!!!...I meant excited) daughters were off.

A week passed. Mr.&Mrs. Ng got the first letter. It was from Elaine. They

opened the letter and found the word STANDARD CHARTERED. They

immediately took the newspaper and looked for Standard Chartered

advertisement. Ah! here it is !!!!, exclaimed Mr. Ng. The motto for

Standard Chartered was...."BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY"....Mr&Mrs. Ng were happy.

A week later, they got another letter. This time it was from Ena. The

content was simple. "NESCAFE". So, again they took the neswpaper and looked for the Nescafe ad. Ah! here it is. 'NESCAFE : PLEASURE TILL THE LAST DROP'. Mr. & Mrs. Ng jumped in joy.

Another week passed. A month passed. 2 months passed. There was

still no letter from Anele. The Ngs became worried. Finally, the letter

came. It was scribbled and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Ng managed to

figure it out. The code-name was "CATHAY PACIFIC".

Mr. Ng rushed to the nearest store and got a newspaper. He flipped the

pages frantically.............ah! here it is!!! Mrs. Ng grabbed the page and

read aloud. Before she could finish it......THUMP!!!!!!...she fell off her

chair........... The motto as..........................." 7 TIMES A WEEK. 3

TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP ".